If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I could make wine with my vomit
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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