i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
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And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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