So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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