party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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