So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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