Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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