where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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