i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
should my penis look like a turkey
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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