Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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