When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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