We're facebook friends in real life
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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