i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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