BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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