your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
