he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
