3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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