I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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