How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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