I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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