Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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