I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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