He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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