A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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