Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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