stop calling my apartment porn island.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
