ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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