Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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