You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
