Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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