i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so explain again why im purple
no
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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