You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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