Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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