i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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