..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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