how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
either way he was missing a nipple.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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