We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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