She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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