It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
His hands were made for my vagina.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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