id be glad to
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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