God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize