are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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