FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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