dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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