Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and she was petting her beer can
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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