She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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