Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Your cock deserves a montage
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I know her cup size but not her name....
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