i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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