He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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