Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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