I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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