it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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