it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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